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evan, mike, and john are sitting around a poker table drinking beers

evan: so people are moving out of my building

mike: seriously?

john: whys that? (exchanges a knowing look with mike)

evan: theyre closing the building for repairs

mike: the whole building? and no one can live there?

evan: not until they fix it

mike: fuck!

evan: yes. i am fucked. apparently the board of health is shutting it down. we have 30 days to vacate because the neighbors reported an unsafe smell

mike: fuck! that sucks. for you

evan: anything you want to tell me? how about you john? anything you need to get off your chest? you two clowns look like you have something to hide