mike is in the living room talking on the phone. evan is on the couch watching tv
mike: yeah ill have it fixed. (pause) about 5 minutes (hangs up) unbelievable
evan: was that paul again?
mike: of course it was. his lock is broken yet again
evan: why dont you ask him to use one of the other locks? hes got like ten on that door
mike: seriously. what kind of person needs that many locks for one door?
evan: a paranoid schizophrenic might
mike: that may not be far from the truth. have you seen him operate those locks? he has to move each one back and forth exactly seven times before he can walk away
evan: he probably does that several times an hour. i bet that lock broke because he wore it down
mike: what could possibly make someone so paranoid?
evan: he probably does too many drugs
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