john and evan are in a music studio
john: so basically he goes out for a quart of milk and like never comes back
evan: what an asshole. for what its worth i never trusted that guy
john: yeah im pretty sure the next time i see him itll be on america's most wanted
evan: i bet hes a drifter now
john: i bet hes a serial drifter. hes probably been joining bands and disappearing mysteriously for years. when i first met him i could have sworn that i remembered his face from an album cover somewhere. anyways were going to lose the studio now because that deadbeat skipped out and i wont be able to make the rent
evan: are you sure? what if you got a new drummer? i can play drums and i can chip in
john: really? that would be awesome! hey you wanna jam? you can use that drum kit over there
evan and john get set up. evan hits the drum sticks together four times and they start playing. john and evan seem to be playing two different songs because evan is completely off. close up of evan's face looking delighted as he gets lost in a drum fill. close up of john's face. he has stopped playing and looks disgusted
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